IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it
The phrase “beta orbiters” is making me grind my teeth.
amy schumer is a national treasure
I never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks I’m gonna use my manners more.
Further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked.
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
Men are apparently in a perpetual state of friendzone unless being sexually serviced by a woman.
omg everyone, “white tears: the book” exists.
a must have
Well good lord
That’s the Oregon Zoo.
I love the Lego Movie so much, and I connected with Unikitty’s thinly-veiled anger issues on a spiritual level, so I figured I’d make an animation out of the (clearly) most important character.
i put the bi in fbi and i will 100% come for ur biphobic ass and take u to bi jail
This is the only reason I’m happy that summer is ending. My clothes can finally appropriately represent the darkness of my soul.
Anonymous asked: oh, so white parents cant adopt colored children? youd rather them be in foster care or poor orphanages in countries that cant afford them? we saved my baby sister from an orphanage in korea and we love her so much. youre a racist for thinking white people arent good parents
- You used colored instead of children of color. Colored is offensive.
- You used the term ‘saved’. Adopting children should never be about saving them. It should be about creating a family.
- I never said white people can’t be good parents to children of color. My foster parents were white and they were good parents to me. My mother who was white was not. It’s just if you’re going to raise a child of color in a racist society, you need to do research. Like, my foster parents, rather than acknowledge that I am non-white, they would say me being 3/4ths white and light skinned made me white. My foster father didn’t get why the idea of an open casting for, say, Mulan wasn’t okay but an open casting for Seven Brides For Seven Brothers was. White parents need to learn, if they’re going to transracially adopt, how to care for the needs of a non-white child and how to allow them to interact with their culture and also to ID racism. The fact that Mitt Romney’s family named their child a name meaning ‘black one’ means they got off to a hella bad start for that.
- If you’re trolling, good job, cuz you hella pissed me off.
this dude is now literally arguing that black women are privileged for being black women & that there is no such thing as patriarchy (in it’s actual meaning), but this vague idea that patriarchy is just a system set up by men & women to hurt everyone & it hurts men & women equally. and then he quotes bell hooks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy out of context lmao. ~radical men of color~ see only racism & capitalism as the problem, same as how ~radical white men~ only see capitalism as the problem. they’re all shit.